You're all going to be so jealous when you end up in the afterlife without a computer, you see me wasting all of eternity using mine, and you realize that you should have included one in your pyramid along with the rest of your treasure.
People who put their computer in their pyramid a century from now are going to make you so jealous.
Too late to have my servants buried alive with me, too early for a quantum hyper-computer…
I like to think that Heaven is one big LAN party, with no latency, no disconnects, and games we've never even dared to imagine.
Of course! They are all playing in the same cloud!
The game I play are banned in heaven.
In Heaven, they've added generations of new features to the games you play. And they have brain interfaces, so you're THERE.
I don't want to be in Rimworld.
Fair enough, I respect your choice. Enjoy the lake of eternal, unquenchable fire.
Thanks, Anything is better than the organ/baby hat farm.
But what if that's in Hell?
Ughh, is purgatory safe?
There's no Excel in heaven, this is why I spend 8hs at day looking at spreadsheets 😇📊
There's no Excel in heaven
God only supports FOSS software, they use LibreOffice Calc up there instead
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
Words to live by
Yeah… You only die once. You live every day.
I can probably start playing Doom WADs now and still not have not played them all before I die, so I gotta get as much in as I can.
