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OP says it right there: allergy vs intolerance
I made a other version of this meme:
People on top of a skyscraper: “Please don’t push me off; I’ll die”
People in a war: “Please don’t shoot me, I’ll die.”
People at Disneyland: “Omg Disneyland is so fun.”Cows milk will make me very sick, but cheese is my weakness. I can tolerate (hard) cheese and a bit of butter, but everything else… Nope. Not even ice cream. Upside is I can eat all the cheese I want and not get stopped up. 🙃🫠
I was lactose intolerant as a child. I insisted on eating ice cream anyways. One day, I realized I was no longer lactose intolerant.
As someone that eats a moderate amount of dairy despite being lactose intolerant, my intolerance has gotten much worse with age.
This is also how you make a bomb that will leave your SO questioning their life choices
My ex-roommate was like that.
There were not enough windows to open in that place we lived in. Not nearly enough.
Dude, you could live in the open air with me and there wouldn’t be enough ventilation to dissipate my noxious butt cloud after I drink a glass of milk.
Carpe Kaseum: Seize the cheese.
Seize the means of cheese production!
Alright, I got a cow, but now there’s this asshole lurking about going on about “magic beans”.
The cows doing nothing. She’s staring at him while she chews cud. What do I do? Can I stab him? She seems like a good cow, I don’t see a need to trade her for some beans, but he refuses to leave.
