• Pyro@lemmy.world
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    It's true!

    Node: What if everything was JavaScript?
    Rust: What if everything was safe?
    Lisp: What if everything was parenthesised?
    React: What if everything was hell?
    Malbolge: What if everything was unreadable?
    VB6: What if everything was shit?

    Actually, I think that last one applies to more than just VB6…

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      C: What if everything was an integer?

      C++: What if everything was an integer but we pretend like we're better than that?

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        Python: What if everything was indented?

        Haskell: What if everything was formally proven?

        Java: What if everything was stupidly verbose?

        JSON: What if everything was JSON?