• dumpsterlid@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Just buy a toyota sienna and come over to the dark side.

    the gentle sound of a smoooooth sliding door reveals an entire living room in the back of the minivan (what the hell how much space is there back there is that a pool table??), lounge music begins playing

    come in… you know you want to

    would you like… a vacuum massage? The center console comes stock with a nice hose.