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It’s such a satisfying victory (that cannot be celebrated or even brought up again)
The only correct way to bring it up, is to hand make your wife a beautiful shoe storage rack.
This guy husbands
It’s just for you and a nice gaze at the horizon. Perhaps with a morning coffee
That’s when you give her a knowing gaze and say mmhm… and then walk away and avoid her until she stops wanting to murder you.
oh, the moment she realized you were wearing her shoes
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no more, no less, @42_words
my wife yelling at me about the shoes all over the floor by the back door and then her suddenly stopping mid-WORD as she realizes that all the shoes are hers might be the single greatest moment in my life thus far
didn’t notice the name until seeing this, that is indeed 42 words.
Did you count the words?
I did. If “mid-WORD” counts as one word, we’re good.
Indeed. Depends on if you are going by English word or word-processor word count.
Edit: Well I guess mid is more a prefix then a word. This is a conundrum indeed.
ChatGPT says it’s 33 words, so…
LibreOffice Writer says it’s 42 words, so…
I asked ChatGPT to split it into lines, count each line’s words, and add them up, and it gave me 48, so…
“mid-WORD” is two words, but one WORD.
My wife would have finished the phrase and I would give her the “you don’t really expect me to do that” look
I would upvote, but there’s 222 and I’d like to keep it that way.
It’s now 338 if you’d like to drop your vote in. Rattles karma tin
Now someone post the follow up where she twists it to make it his fault anyways
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Men have one pair of shoes (and underwear) they wear until they turn to dust (at least most of us). That should have been a clue right there they couldn’t be your shoes. But I’m a bachelor, so I haven’t any idea what my floor actually looks like (it’s covered in other kinds of soiled clothing most of the time…)
One pair of underwear??? Bro get some help
The shoes I get and I’ll wear jeans excessively long without a wash but damn dude change the underwear.
I think perhaps he meant that, as part of the collection, there is a pair of each that you just can’t part with. I have a pair of shoes that probably could go (in fact, I have a much cleaner, less used pair of the same shoe), but it’s good to have them for rainy days, going to a concert, etc.
The underwear, as I’ve grown, if it’s got holes and stringies, it’s going. Maybe when I was younger.
His screen name lol.
But seriously yeah. The guy needs help. Maybe a wife.
Having a few more changes of underwear is a good start to getting a wife
Who would you sentence to marrying someone who chooses to only have one pair of underwear
I think the single pair of underwear contributes to the bachelor status, or at the very least they probably share a root cause
I don’t know about the rest of you but I’m happy dudes wearing underwear to begin with…
I’m gonna be honest, I would prefer no underwear over the same pair 24/7. Unless homie is washing this shit every day, that gets gross fast.
