Dog ownership is hearing a gag from the dead of sleep and launching out of bed to move the dog to the bathroom before she vomits on the carpet
“HURP. HURP. HURP. HURP.”
“OH JESUS CHRIST NO NO NO INTO THE KITCHEN PLEASE”
Does it ever work?
moments earlier, the cat hacked-up a hairball on the rug between the bed and bathroom for you to keep your feet warm with.
This is also cat ownership. :(
It’s hard getting back to sleep with all the adrenaline flowing.
Parenting. It’s quiet… Too quiet.
The preview looked promising ;)
“nip is hearing a sin across the house WITH A BUTT”
FROM THE BUTT*
As your neighbour in the apartment complex, I hear this too often and I wonder.
Just, out of blue. Completely quiet, then another butter fight.
Not keeping butter in the refrigerator…
Bulk butter lives in the fridge. This week’s butter lives on the counter in the dish designed for it, with the cover.
Catflap on the fridge
Ours will jump onto the counter, and you can hear her because her back legs hit the cabinet door on her way up.
She knows she’s being bad too, because I’d hear her jump, go pick her off the counter, and set her somewhere else. Now, I’ll go to get her and she’ll be sitting on the floor like “What? I wasn’t doing anything!”
My butter dish has a lid that animals shouldn’t be able to open. Though I have my doubts it would hold up to a dog or a bear if they really wanted some butter.
That’s the ‘clink’ sound; the lid being moved. (or at least attempts to move it)
The thought of having an animal that stands in it’s own shit, who then also walks on kitchen counters and beds and sofas, is disgusting.
You’ll never win, and you’ll never convince these people that their house smells like cat piss. Yes even if they clean it two times per day. No matter how often they clean the litter boxes - everyone who isn’t a cat owner can smell it.
I don’t know what animals you’ve had, but my cat cleans herself (including paws) pretty much right after leaving the litter box, and continues to clean herself all throughout the day.
Wait until I’ll tell you what human children do with their hands before proceeding to put them all over the place.
I bet your place looks like a Dexter kill room.
Sorry what was that I didn’t hear you over the sound of THE PARASITE LIVING IN YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU GOT FROM YOUR CAT WALKING IN SHIT AND THEN WALKING ALL OVER YOUR FOOD.
God you are dumb
That’s the toxoplasmosis speaking
I tested negative for toxoplasmosis :) I just love my abusive feline because I’m dumb. And feet beans are cute
butter mixes with cat? how ODD! like gag me with a spoon odd dude.
Far Out says this:
Upon a Cats Meow what does you do?
