The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoI know what you're doing!startrek.websiteimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1327arrow-down14
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minus-squarepseudonym@monyet.cclinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·9 months agoDog ownership is hearing a gag from the dead of sleep and launching out of bed to move the dog to the bathroom before she vomits on the carpet
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months ago“HURP. HURP. HURP. HURP.” “OH JESUS CHRIST NO NO NO INTO THE KITCHEN PLEASE”
minus-squareares35@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agomoments earlier, the cat hacked-up a hairball on the rug between the bed and bathroom for you to keep your feet warm with.
minus-squareKioga@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoThis is also cat ownership. :( It’s hard getting back to sleep with all the adrenaline flowing.
Dog ownership is hearing a gag from the dead of sleep and launching out of bed to move the dog to the bathroom before she vomits on the carpet
“HURP. HURP. HURP. HURP.”
“OH JESUS CHRIST NO NO NO INTO THE KITCHEN PLEASE”
Does it ever work?
moments earlier, the cat hacked-up a hairball on the rug between the bed and bathroom for you to keep your feet warm with.
This is also cat ownership. :(
It’s hard getting back to sleep with all the adrenaline flowing.