I post comments that get downvotes because I know they will get downvotes. I can delete them at any time but don’t. This isn’t my first day on the internet. I can pay the internet points to watch other people think I care and get riled up.
I love that the internet today has completely forgotten the rule of don’t feed the troll, cuz I’m hungry af.
I’ll take more downvotes if you want to give them to me. I’ve been trying to get a comment to -50 and thought that one would do it, but idk if it’s actually going to get there. It’s close but the momentum has slowed.
I thought it was easy trolling hobby forums in 2006, I’ve never before been able to rake in this much hate. I would shitpost very intricate things just to get -10 rep or whatever the forum named it. We’re this deep and I’m still making that many people butthurt. I’ve been getting disappointed with the internet lately but this is actual engagement.
I post comments that get downvotes because I know they will get downvotes. I can delete them at any time but don’t. This isn’t my first day on the internet. I can pay the internet points to watch other people think I care and get riled up.
I love that the internet today has completely forgotten the rule of don’t feed the troll, cuz I’m hungry af.
It doesn’t matter if you think you’re trolling or not, you’re still a joke…
I am euphoric in this moment
“Jokes on them I was only pretending”
I don’t think I even have to try at this point. People this deep really are this stupid. I can literally tell you what I’m doing.
Pretending to be an idiot doesn’t make you less of an idiot.
OK boomer
Look out guys! The cool guy is here, woah he’s so cool and aloof. None of this hurts his feelings at all cuz he’s so cool!!
“You have fallen for my trap card! Ah ah ah ah!” 🤓
“Haha. Yeah guys. I was just joking. Don’t feed the troll. I’m not really actually butthurt. Haha.”
I’ll take more downvotes if you want to give them to me. I’ve been trying to get a comment to -50 and thought that one would do it, but idk if it’s actually going to get there. It’s close but the momentum has slowed.
I thought it was easy trolling hobby forums in 2006, I’ve never before been able to rake in this much hate. I would shitpost very intricate things just to get -10 rep or whatever the forum named it. We’re this deep and I’m still making that many people butthurt. I’ve been getting disappointed with the internet lately but this is actual engagement.
This is so sad? Spending 17 years rage baiting people on the internet?
I honestly hope you’re lying, because otherwise I’m so sad for you, bestie
Imagine how deeply disappointed his parents must feel.
“Remember little Kevin from down the street? He’s a doctor with a private practice now and he and his wife just had their first child!”
“Whatever mom, I got 100 downvotes on Lemmy today. Where are my fucking pizza bagels? I’m starving over here!”
Smooches BAE. Feel sooo sorry for you being internet degen while being internet degen. Hugs luv n kisses!
Lol, yikes
That’s nice dear.
Smooches!
Sure thing bud. You definitely made that comment for a “social experiment”.