ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoJust tell 'em to be patient and distract 'em with some avocado toast!i.postimg.ccimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1297arrow-down13
arrow-up1294arrow-down1imageJust tell 'em to be patient and distract 'em with some avocado toast!i.postimg.ccZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareCruxifux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoI know you’re probably kidding but if I was you I’d just fucking lie.
minus-squarePratai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-210 months agoI’m not kidding and I’d never lie about my hatred for the orange-utan just to receive money.
minus-squareSecretSauces@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months ago(Morbid joke) Lie about it to get back in the will and when your dad dies, buy a Biden billboard
minus-squareSoleInvictus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·10 months agoHave Biden’s face etched on his tombstone.
I know you’re probably kidding but if I was you I’d just fucking lie.
I’m not kidding and I’d never lie about my hatred for the orange-utan just to receive money.
(Morbid joke) Lie about it to get back in the will and when your dad dies, buy a Biden billboard
Have Biden’s face etched on his tombstone.