FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole
We had a cappuccino machine, I thought my wife kept cleaning the crispy dried milk off the steamer spout, she thought I was doing it. A year later, after coffee every morning, we found out the cat was licking it off when we were at work.
Your butt contains poop bacteria
So? Ingesting poop bacteria from animals is still harmful.
my attempt at humourous irreverence has failed
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit
Haha!
Your butt contains poop bacteria
Damn I didn’t expect this to backfire on me so brutally 😔
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