FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole
We had a cappuccino machine, I thought my wife kept cleaning the crispy dried milk off the steamer spout, she thought I was doing it. A year later, after coffee every morning, we found out the cat was licking it off when we were at work.
JUST WIPE IT OFF WITH A DAMP CLOTH YOU FUCKING HEATHENS ITS NOT THAT HARD
Edit for context: I am a barista. All you have to do is have a damp cloth on hand when you finish steaming the milk to wipe down the wand. Takes maybe 30sec total, including finding and dampening the cloth before you start.
Why? The kitty got this
Got to contribute to the rent somehow
Capitalism for cats, meow?
TEXT HARDER SO THEY CAN READ YOU
IM TEXTING AS HARD AS I CAN
NOT HARD ENOUGH!
I wish the heatens could read
You remind me of my ex wife.
He reminds me of her too.