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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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    What if you woke up as your grandpa.

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      I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.

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        I mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.

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          Don’t be daft, you’re making a mockery of the entire thought experiment

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          Well, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma

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            Or, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.

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            Or, depending how depressed they are, not.

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      Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.

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