What you should not do:
Experts have for years pointed out that’s a bad idea – and now Apple is officially warning users not to do it.
“Don’t put your iPhone in a bag of rice. Doing so could allow small particles of rice to damage your iPhone,” the company says in a recent support note spotted by Macworld. Along with the risk of damage, testing has suggested uncooked rice is not particularly effective at drying the device.
What you should do:
If your phone isn’t functioning at all, turn it off right away and don’t press any buttons. The next steps depend on your specific circumstances, but broadly speaking: dry it with a towel and put it in an airtight container packed with silica packets if you have them. Don’t charge it until you’re sure it’s dry.
Now I feel silly for eating all those packets
You should! They’re meant to be crushed and snorted.
Oh no! I have been doing it wrong all the time shoving it up my ass
Boofing is always better
And here I thought they went in the pee hole
Whoa, man. Way too far, there. Just freebase that shit like all the cool 90s kids!