• Ann Archy@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

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    Hi.

    Due to the embedded insecurity of our system we are forced to upgrade all of Earth’s computers as remediation. While you sit tight for updates, all computers will run at half speed. Once the new chipsets are available, you may purchase them on a subscription basis.

    Your desktop is almost ready…

    Just finishing up…

    "

    Anyone else remember Meltdown and Spectre 2018?