Oiconomia@feddit.de to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago"Coked-up Dracula playing poker" could actually workfeddit.deimagemessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1292arrow-down13
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minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agoDracula can’t drink Coca-Cola though…
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 months agoIngesting anything other than blood makes him ill.
Dracula can’t drink Coca-Cola though…
Why?
Ingesting anything other than blood makes him ill.
the cocaine fixes that
“I never drink…Coke.”