(⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 6 months agoads in your start menu ads on your desktop ads by the traffic light and ads by your next stoplemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1329arrow-down15
arrow-up1324arrow-down1imageads in your start menu ads on your desktop ads by the traffic light and ads by your next stoplemmy.blahaj.zone(⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-squareNobody@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·6 months agoThey’re working on a way to project ads onto your closed eyelids and count that as engagement. It’s technically eyeballs. Maybe the brand makes it into your dreams.
minus-squaremiddlemanSI@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 months agoad paused please, resume watching – please, resume watching – …
minus-squareProblem-based person@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoLIGHTSPEED BRIEFS!
They’re working on a way to project ads onto your closed eyelids and count that as engagement. It’s technically eyeballs. Maybe the brand makes it into your dreams.
ad paused please, resume watching – please, resume watching – …
Fifteen Million Merits, IIRC?
LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS!