This isn’t a gloat post. In fact, I was completely oblivious to this massive outage until I tried to check my bank balance and it wouldn’t log in.
Apparently Visa Paywave, banks, some TV networks, EFTPOS, etc. have gone down. Flights have had to be cancelled as some airlines systems have also gone down. Gas stations and public transport systems inoperable. As well as numerous Windows systems and Microsoft services affected. (At least according to one of my local MSMs.)
Seems insane to me that one company’s messed up update could cause so much global disruption and so many systems gone down :/ This is exactly why centralisation of services and large corporations gobbling up smaller companies and becoming behemoth services is so dangerous.
Even if it doesn’t kernel panic, a broken eBPF program can break all networking and I/O and effectively cripple a “running” system.
eBPF is better in a lot of aspects, but it won’t prevent software intended to block syscalls from breaking your machines if the code breaks.
The solution posted everywhere, simply delete the broken driver files, isn’t difficult or time consuming, except for situations where tens of thousands of devices stop responding at once, or where every machine is asking you for the encryption key because you’ve altered your boot parameters. Linux’ saving grace here may be that Bitlocker-style encryption is a pain to set up so Linux servers typically don’t do the encryption at all, but the recovery process for enterprise customers would still be very manual and time consuming.