BananaPeal

If you’re ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

Spending hours with a bunch of ladies and possibly touching them in intimate locations.

vs

Spending hours with a bunch of guys and possibly touching them in intimate locations. Then showing with them.

Yeah, dance is way gayer.

Suddenly Seymour.

A droll factoid.

A Thanksgiving duck!

I think it should be legal and regulated. It’s a service that people want and others are willing to fill. We just need laws to protect all parties, particularly the workers.

“Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?” -George Carlin

My 8 year old starts almost every sentence with “By the way.”

I think, “Holy shit, I’m gonna be the main course.”

I think that’s a red flag, I don’t want to get stabbed…

Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo.

I like what they use on the Bananas Podcast. “Guys, gals, and non-binary pals.”

Oh God. Back when I was dirt poor, I needed socks but I wanted to save money, so I wore them for two days, hanging them to dry overnight.

I ended up with athlete’s foot. Don’t skimp on socks.

Snakes: Easy Street.

Tombert.

First, anything ending in -ayden. 2-4, I’m just going to list a few real names I’ve heard. Middles included.

Wynter Obsidian

Ocean Zebediah

Buck Shot

I go ahead and download the right one immediately. Then I make sure I’m seeding to a ratio of 1 or at least past the minimum seed time for the tracker. And as long as there are a few seeders, delete.

In Windows 10 & 11, window+shift+S then draw a box to grab a quick, pre-cropped screenshot. It goes to your clipboard for easy paste and you get a notification you can click to view and save to file.

Bonus: use window+L at work to lock your desktop, preventing shenanigans.

Nah. Been using ultra.cc for years and I have no issues. They torrent it then I stream Plex from them.

That reminds me of the old Hannaford (and other Food Lion brands) guiding stars logo. It’s something they’d put around the store, particularly on shelf tags. The person looks to be running right and there are only three stars. Might explain why you remember it, but can’t place it.

Same in the US state of Maine.