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8 days ago- Wallet
- Phone
- Work phone
- Butt plug (stainless steel)
- Car keys
- Chapstick (love Burt’s Bees)
- Viagra (sponsorship deal)
- Apple Watch
- AirPods
Bob Dole is here.
Just you wait until they figure out how to stop their rockets from exploding on launch or leaking helium everywhere! You won’t be laughing then!
Hexbear is more than a website: She is Athena. She is light itself.
Of course, never know when you’re gonna need it