Banking apps and having the card on the phone, those two are the only things keeping me from using a private OS

But those on the other hand work fine, probably for 4 more years if I assume correctly

But even in English - if you are completely gender neutral - “the human does not like its work in the office” is the same.

God I hate it when people call animals “they”. Like “the dog doesn’t like their squeaky toy” - it’s a dog! Call it “it”! “The dog doesn’t like its squeaky toy”

Rule #21 of the internet: everyone is a guy

Addition 1: every women is actually a guy

Addition 2: every kid is an 18+ guy

Addition 3: little girls are FBI Agents

Its GB/s! My external SSD is capable of 2GB/s and I get around 1.9~ish with my desktop and 1.7~ish with the Mac.

Wait I did the maths and it doesn’t look right

No no, it’s physically not possible more out of it (despite being advertised for 2 GB/s)

(SmartassMode)

M1 Macs are capped at around 1.7 GB/s

(SmartassMode \ )

Not Linux but MacOSX.

They all know how to operate their iPhones, which we got them because it was like their iPad; it’s easy troubleshooting: how would you do this on your phone? Well, it’s exactly the same here.

Nobody using TempleOS? =(

THE LORD NEEDS NO NETWORKING!!! THE LORD IS THE NETWORK!

I love how “technology” means “man-made” and you think of swords.

Ankther fun fact! The Netherlands is smaller than all of Europe combined!

That’s what shocked me at work. I’ve been pirating since limewire and then comes this 40-something Y/O mom, not even nerdy or computer savvy or something, and gives a performance like she’s already found the OnePirce and wanted to be the next Anne Bonny.

Just fine hair like the one most women have on their face

Dude I’m hairy ass a gorilla since puberty.

To me, piracy is a service problem.

“Oh, you don’t have Avatar the last airbender in HD because it was made on VHS hack in the days? Well this link over here got it.”

Windows: NO! YOU CAN NOT UNINSTALL THE BROWSER!!! Linux: Sure, delete Sys32.

I‘ve been avoiding people for my self-care since Harambe died for my sins. Now it’s time for others-harm

Thank you for visualizing my comment. I did a 43 second google search and didn’t find it.