If someone is looking for a local hosted budgeting alternative, consider using Actual Budget. It's an open source app that's similar to YNAB

https://github.com/actualbudget/actual

I began feeling old when re**itors started calling their site an 'app'

That lol is carrying a lot of weight

Favorite video on the design:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL7kTMtvebQ

Set up an Rss feed for AP and Reuters

Sure. It’ll still be much better than what’s in the U.S.

Depending on how much money you had, why not go the golden visa route and move to a real first world country in the EU?