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Dueling. I say we use it as an option to reply to a civil lawsuit. Able bodied adults only, no proxies, and if you refuse then you have to do a trial and they can weigh your refusal as evidence against you.
Swords only, no guns.
I could make a few effective suggestions, but I don’t want to end up on a list. My life sucks enough without getting in trouble for a joke.
Do you remember when people started selling faraday cages to “safeguard” people’s routers? So funny lol
Okay okay hear me out.
Megatron.
Yeah I don’t trust you.
I think so, but others tend to disagree, so damn’fiknow.
Especially free samples.
Rooster Teeth. They stopped being watchable a few years ago. Now they’re gone. Never sell your baby to a giant, faceless corporation or it will either die ugly or be mutated into a cancerous abomination.
I have distant extended family in New Brunswick. It’s not good enough to get me Canadian citizenship, but it could be worth a try when Civil War 2: Here We Go Again starts.
While I think Jon Stewart would make a better president than either of those jackasses, that would be such a cruel thing to do to such a good person.
That tool is team Orange my dude.
My NES. My dad had a Pong machine that hooked up to old TVs, but it was in terrible condition when he threw it out after the divorce. If I remember correctly the connector required you to screw it into the contacts on the back of the TV - Old electronics were so bad lol
Tangential, but what the hell is that big, metallic diamond looking one? Like, does it vibrate? I’d there a hole in the top? Is it… ugh… a butt plug?
Oh good, apartheid techbrobaby wants to create a Lithium Republic because Bananas aren’t what he cares about.
You can sterilize waste pretty easily, we do it all the time, and you should before reclaiming not-water for reuse. Otherwise you’re gonna end up with epidemics like it’s the 1700s.
Of course they lied about it. I don’t know how anybody could have believed them in the first place.
It makes sense, it’s just stupidly presented.