Since corporations are people, surely we can jail the CEO and board and prevent them from doing any business for 24 months?

In Minecraft

Then you realize you can’t enjoy music like you did when you were 22, and nothing will ever sound as good again.

Yeah, I’m cis male and met an amazing woman… I don’t think it was a common experience.

I probably tried to join your server, did something stupid and got instabanned.

Got laid on IRC in 1993. Can recommend.