HunnyBadger

This sounds like a reverse entropy machine. I think the best way to accomplish this is to use a regular microwave and figure out how to reverse time.

There’s your problem! The unfeeling AI doesn’t understand “happiness”. It seems to have a firm grasp on neon hotdogs, though.

Can you tell us more about the prompt? Did the AI coin “Glowdogs”? This was unhinged…

This is an important point. Just because a platform is profitable, doesn’t mean it hasn’t been enshitified. It’s far more likely to have been enshitified to drive profits, imo.