Wait, is Onyx not pronounced like the Pokémon?

The product obviously works, do you all think the FDA would let them put a device into a human that only killed the animals and showed no positive results?

Yes. The FDA can be bought just like all other government agencies. We are living in a late stage capitalist hellscape and Elon is one of the richest people on the planet. You need to realize that we don’t live in a just world. Bad things often do happen to good people, and bad people often get away Scot free. Mark my words: the first test subject will die, and Elon will refuse to admit that there is anything wrong with his product and blame the victim.

Bottom line is if the device is successful as they want it to be

That’s exactly the problem. The animal trials didn’t show any positive results. Those apes died for nothing. The product doesn’t fucking work.

“Why, yes. We can tell you are a criminal because of your skull shape”

Transphobe who talks like a JRPG villain. Here’s a rationalwiki article about her.