Where the hell did you go to see all that? I’ve lived in the US for half a century and never seen any of that. There are some states that need to figure out how to pave roads that will last more than 2 years, but many states have figured that out.

I agree. Nazis are ok, but the Illinois Nazis are horrible.

It’s because of the napkin gnomes. Nobody can ever catch them.

Try making it legible. I can’t make out most of it because the characters are not clear and they are not lined up well enough to understand the flow. Maybe hire someone with better penmanship than you.

That could apply to almost anything in the news nowadays.

The only issue with Audile. Is that you have to sign up for AudD. The cheapest option is $5/month. If you use it a lot, then that could be worth it. I would like to find an open source replacement for SoundHound, but since I only use it, maybe 10 times a year, it isn’t worth $60/year.

I really don’t know what I’d do with a 1978 Ford LTD.

At least my search for penis enlargement systems and local hookers aren't making Google money.

I hope you get banned for your hateful and biggoted comments. I also hate ranch on pizza, but I care about the underrepresented class of people who do. They are humans and deserve all the rights as you or I. I am appalled that this kind of blatant hatred still exists in 2023. You, sir (or ma'am, or whatever pronoun you prefer), are a loathsome person and I'm ashamed to be in the same species as you.

Patch it with Revanced.

Do you have shared spreadsheets? I’ve been trying to find an alternative to Google Sheets, but I’ve not found one yet. Someone had suggested Disroot, but the spreadsheet doesn’t work well with Android.

There’s ntfy. I’m not sure if that will fit your bill or not.

They’ll never stop leaving.

I’m not falling for that.

I believe in freedom. As long as my actions don’t hurt someone else physically or financially, then leave me alone. As long as your actions don’t hurt someone else physically or financially, then do whatever the hell you want. I also have the freedom to tell you you’re stupid for doing what you’re doing. You have the freedom to tell me I’m stupid for doing what I’m doing.

Wtf are you talking about? We have a profit margin of about 2%. It’s not like we have unlimited money to throw around. It’s sad how little people actually know about running a business, but act like they have all the answers.

I’ve been managing pizza delivery for almost 35 years. It’s common practice, at least in my area.

I find it hard to believe they make that much. We pay our driver’s $6/hour. We wouldn’t be able to get drivers if everyone else was paying almost 3X as much.

“The US” is a broad spectrum. I would tip a lot more in Los Angeles, California where a shit hole house costs $1.2 million and gas is $6/gallon than I would in Anderson Missouri where a really nice house is $95,000 and gas is $2/gallon.

Most delivery drivers pay for their own gas and make minimum “tip” wage, which is lower than the regular minimum wage. They also have to pay for maintenance and repairs for their vehicle, which is more than it would be if they were just driving to work and back. When I delivered, I averaged about 60,000 miles a year. That’s a lot of gas and maintenance.

When you tip a server in restaurant, you’re tipping them to walk the food out about 30 feet to your table. When you tip a delivery driver, you’re tipping them to drive your food X number of miles to you in their own vehicle, at their own expense.

I think you should tip more for a delivery than for service at a restaurant, but the beautiful part of tipping is that it’s up to you.

I usually tip $10 for a small delivery. If I’m ordering for multiple people, I try to get everyone to chip in $4-$5 each for the tip.

Once everyone’s DNA is recorded (it’s being done at birth now, at least in some US states), you will eventually be able to find out a person’s identity by vacuuming their surroundings.