I really doubt an iOS update will affect people using android phones as servers.

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From wikipedia:

Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monkeys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope.

apes ⊂ monkeys, actually.

Humans are apes, apes are monkeys, paraphyletic groups are bullshit.

The universe is believed to end just a few nanoseconds before a monkey finishes writing Hamlet.

I couldn’t even launch Duke on my 386, so I only played Doom with viewport shrunk to almost the smallest size. It ran pretty well like that.

A 386 could handle that easily and still have two pixels left.

Well worth it. The mobile version is amazing, that is to say, almost exactly the same as the original.

I might look into that later. Thanks.

I tried that for a couple of weeks recently and while not dealing with all the bullshit google ads was refreshing, the actual results were often pretty bad.

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Good news. Paraphyletic groups are bullshit that shouldn’t exist and if we get rid of them, then you actually are a fish.

Repeat as necessary.

Oh dear god the beans are back…

Also needs to be embedded in a tweet with a reply explaining the joke with snark.

I have an impression that no OS is gonna save OP.

Sthairs

Are you an idiot? --> No --> Yes, you are!

You still have the goat and the cabbage…