“You’ll cum within 40 seconds by using this iPhone.”
“You’ll cum within 40 seconds by using this iPhone.”
Getting over COVID (negative test but need a second one to be fully cleared) and the CDC says I can go out to the grocery store and all that but I need to wear a mask.
Nobody cares.
Also it’s winter. Last year when I would get random colds or coughs I’d throw one on and still nobody cares.
The Sonic drowning music pops in my head randomly during other stressful situations.
It’s like my brain has the worst possible soundtrack.
The Windows key? I use it constantly.
Windows + Left/Right to dock screens, Windows + E for a quick file explorer, Windows + X for settings and dev options, Windows + P to adjust your second monitor, I’m sure there’s other hotkeys as well.
Well yeah but that guy's an asshole
Once it's out, though, TTYD was incredible!
Had an old colleague who kept abbreviating ‘follow up’ as ‘f/up.’
“Yeah we should be okay, I’ll f/up on that later today.”
“Hey are you able to f/up on this?”
“Hey, I f/uped with our boss today on our issue.”