Now he’s Sitting Straight, I suppose. Sorry, that’s in awful taste.

If we ditched the daft names?

Once, a month or two ago, someone gave me the right of way when I wanted to cross the road next to a blind corner, and I stood there and refused to cross, the driver became visibly agitated, but then another car came screaming around the corner the other way and it would’ve shot me into orbit had it hit me.

Without meaning to push your buttons, you’ve defined honour using concepts that have to be further defined to really explain what honour is. Like you could ask what helpful is exactly, would it be helpful to do xyz, etc, and you could argue over it. But then that answers OP’s question I suppose by demonstrating that it’s not known a priori.

How are you getting on with Welsh? What are you using and have you got anyone to practise with?

Could you elaborate? What kind of phone do you have and do you use a free messaging application like Whatsapp?

I can recommend Firefox Focus if you’re like me and only use the internet on your phone to look stuff up now and again.

I used to wear one on the railway. We had these ones that you switch on with a big, loud sliding clasp on it, so if someone starts acting a bit shirty, you could often deter them just by starting the recording (which held the previous 30 seconds or something in its memory).

I’ve had Qwant foisted on me by Firefox and it’s decent enough, I find, no complaints.

If you don’t need the lid so much, you can just punch a hole in it with a knife or tin opener, and it’ll come off like shit off a shovel.

I am NOT asking how do I use a privacy-focused front-end for YouTube, by the way, I am aware they exist.

I’ve tried it, and it’s quite good and heavily customisable, but a pain in the arse if you want to use more than one language. I think their Dutch version doesn’t even work if I recall correctly.

• It flips;
• it phones.

I remember smoking outside a pub near Chinatown with a mate something like ten years ago when two Chinese people went by speaking Chinese, and he said “they should be speaking English; this is Britain,” so I asked why, and he couldn’t explain why. Just on a vague principle.

I assumed it was so thieves couldn’t just root the phone, but I’ve no idea how much difference a week makes in that context.

Ah, I actually use Youtube on a PC, but that is certainly good to know and I’ll try it on the tablet.

“Well, it’s a living!”

This is what one of the stations looks like:

There are stations on Anglesey where you have to stick your arm out to hail the train, and the only two routes they lie on are served by the kind of 1970s DMU like you mentioned on its way to Chester or a Pendelino on its way to London or something.

Regarding antidepressants: I was on them for a number of years and I’d say they’re a stopgap to keep you surviving until you can finally tackle the problem once and for all with something therapy. They make you feel very grey, assuming there’s no side-effects, which can be anywhere between mildly amusing to headwrecking. But of course, grey is lighter than black, and on the other hand, I’ve known people who’ve been taking antidepressants for decades. I’m ridiculously self-disciplined so I often find it relatively easy to rationalise ruminations away but some aren’t so lucky. So I agree with the others saying you should ask a doctor about it. I spoke to my GP about it to begin with.