Y’all better not be driving any green (gayer) or yellow (gayest) vehicles either!

Yes.

I’m doing my part!

GG ez noobs.

Troy and Abed in the mooorning!

Mitochondreez nutz

A little peculiar.

Steve deez nuts

It’s an okay first attempt, the staples make it look not the best. Do you have a heavy duty glue you could use instead of staples? That would give it a cleaner look.

Luckily, underfunding the education of the next generation won’t have any long lasting effects on society, right?

I will block out the sun with my lasagne body! All will fear me! All will obey me!

Can’t hurt at this point.

at most, an 8th-grader

Phew, looks like my 6th grade education is finally paying off!

How do you find working at psychopaths’R’us?

one of my bathroom spiders

I’m sorry, what? You have multiple bathroom spiders?

You animal.

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Do you also eat every object to determine what “alchemical properties” it contains?

The Borderlands (2013) starts out as a regular found footage paranormal movie but the ending is just so… horrifying. It’s simple but well done, something about it unerves me.

Epstein is D.B. Cooper confirmed.