Definitely don’t Google “2K spray paint” because it’s impossible to remove and you can seriously damage surveillance devices with it, like cameras and stuff I dunno

Oui, il m’arrive d’inventer des choses pour le plaisir ;)

The cleaner used to be called Jif, it’s been called Cif since they started selling it in France, where “Jif” is slang for a condom lol

If you like phone puzzle games, have you tried Monument Valley?

Your not wrong

Oh, the irony

Perfect for the quivering shitebag coward in your life 😊

Four seconds of reading Vs a 16 minute video

Washing machines are a thing

Aye you’re right I do!

Mate I’ve got briefs that are two decades old, and they were from Primark! (Cheap shit clothing shop)

If I had to buy a new pack of 6 every year I’d drop the company like a hot turd 😂

At the moment I quite like Dim ones. Shit name, but I’ve had them 5 years and they’re still going strong

The Shure SM52 microphone

You might not have heard of it, but if you’ve been to a live gig, chances are you’ve seen one

Pffft they’re doing it because the EU is going to force this in a year or two, I bet

Exactly. You’d get your family “computer person” to do it.

If they care about the OS you want to use, they’ll upgrade to W11 this way.

If they’re obnoxious, self congratulatory Linux users, they’ll try to force you onto an OS you don’t understand

Which is better for the average person?

True, it’s as difficult as plugging in a flash drive and clicking three things

Your average yank can’t attempt to tie their shoes without accidentally committing genocide lol stay away from installing operating systems

Mine said I couldn’t upgrade because of the no TPM thing. Turns out it’s just off by default on a lot of mobos.

Secondly, there’s a program called Rufus that can create a bootable flash drive with Windows 11 but removes stuff like the TPM requirements, the need for Microsoft account sign in, all the bad stuff etc

I’d been avoiding it for a year until I learned about Rufus but now that I’ve installed it, you know what? Without all the bloat, it’s a fucking smooth OS. Really excellent multitasking windows and fast too

Lemmy shits on it because “muh Linux” but if you install it right, it’s fucking excellent for the vast, vast majority of people

The Three-point border https://maps.app.goo.gl/SYdbGgHj4oqMBSSn6

And the chateaux Beaufort https://maps.app.goo.gl/UYnYtavcRtzzGnf3A

Santorini is really nice, but my god it’s hard to dodge the stupid orange duck-faced bints stopping to take selfies for the 'Gram every ten seconds

Screenshot of all the interesting places I have been or want to visit in France. Note the lack of dots in Paris. There are far, far nicer places to spend your time in France

*Blackpool

Texas alone is almost as big as entire Europe.

There has been a fad recently for fake size comparison maps about this, presumably made by insecure Texans with giant trucks and tiny penises

Texas is slightly bigger than France, and about the same size as France and Switzerland combined