I #me (i@myself) myself am happy #delighted (delirious@happy) to not have comments #posts (comments@posts) that look like someone crashed #accident (carcrash@death) their car while typing #fuckoffandjusttypeanormalsentence

…and everyone that replies to you uses Amazon because they’re the reason their high street retailers died in the first place…

Yes it costs more. That’s because you’re supporting someone’s family, not their next space rocket, you fucking idiots 😂

If you don’t live in that one country where they get stolen easily, Hyundai I10 and I20 base models are the perfect dumb car

Absolutely nothing to go wrong; the most technological thing on them is a Bluetooth stereo, and the little 1.25L motor only needs an oil change every 20k kilometres to keep it sweet

I feel like there’s an excessive amount of spigot on the hinge

And Freedom ©®™

*$99.99amonthYourhomemayberepossessedifyoudonotkeepuppaymentsseewebsitefordetailsyourstatutoryrightsareafuckingjoke

It’s spelled LITHP

As a nation that champions the values of freedom and democracy, the United States

Ha ha ok I’m out 😂

Doesn’t sound like a fully international effort to me

The brake lines are hermetically sealed, there’s no way for air to get in.

The biggest problem is rust on the brake discs; they will still work but often need replacing due to rust pitting

Yeah I meant it’d be pretty naïve to not see this as a promoted post nowadays. Reeks of bot farm 😅

They’re not even trying to hide the advertising now are they

We kinda see California like someone bought the EU on wish.com, so they’re heading the right direction

It’s been a couple years since I last tried Linux, so maybe it’s gotten better

Have been seeing this same comment for two decades now so I’m guessing -

Narrator - “It hadn’t”

While true, I would say “normal people” is only as meaningless as “neurodivergant”

Less jeanposting

I just searched for silicone toothbrush holder

The project equivalent of your mum sticking your drawings to the fridge 😊

Hey, you tried, most wouldn’t bother. You’re the top 1% of humans in that way

“Hi, where can I download BBC radio panel shows?”

“Just a minute… I’m sorry I haven’t a clue”

Yep

Was so sick of electric toothbrush heads and how to store them without a manky mess; even the manufacturer’s holder was a mould trap.

Simplest but most effective fuckin thing I’ve ever seen -

Most large broadcasters buy the cheapest HDMI cables going, because they do the same job and are cheap to replace

There is absolutely no benefit to gold plated nonsense