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I was just kidding. I’m very jealous. I’ve spent thousands and have nothing to show for it. Maybe a hundred bucks from live shows 20 years ago.
I was just kidding. I’m very jealous. I’ve spent thousands and have nothing to show for it. Maybe a hundred bucks from live shows 20 years ago.
Humble brag alert
Was it a dildo made of starburst? No one will buy mine
Ok. Will do! Thanks!
You know what sucks about Facebook? The fact that it took the reigns from Craigslist and you can’t buy local used stuff without having a Facebook account. I hate hate hate that. I want to sell my used shit without a Facebook account. It’s all fucking tire kickers anyway.
I’m an American with an Android phone. I use Google Messages for SMS because no one uses anything but iMessages or SMS here. It blows ass.
They gonna get waymo fares
Hell, I would like to have ANYONE on Mastodon. It feels so dead.
This is ancient labor’s most foolish program. Why don’t the workers, the largest group, not simply eat Elon Musk?
I understand that, I’m just saying that it’s odd that the currency is noted that way and may deter people.
…I know. That’s why I’m saying it’s weird.
So, we’re in agreement.
“500.000$”
This is not American. Not saying you shouldn’t donate to Harris, but seeing money written out that way seems fishy as shit to someone who would otherwise be looking to donate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPlOYPGMRws&list=OLAK5uy_n2EyGSzgPcGJtF3-inSboC-aU3Nm8jKGE
Listen to the rest of them too. This guy is a riot. He writes the lyrics and records parts of the music to make it better than the AI can make it.
Say what you will, but “I Glued My Balls to My Butthole (Again)” fucking slaps.
Bidet.
Whenever I have to poop without one my butt hole dies a little.
Maybe you were dead wrong and you aren’t as smart as you think you are? 🤷♂️
Well, damn. Now I have to continue to not use Bing. Next thing you know I’ll have to continue to not use Google.
Odd Job seemed invincible in multiplayer.