Orbituary

I work in the anti-crypto scam industry. I applaud their efforts. Ethical fuckery.

Thanks. I only just noticed myself.

I know this is an old post, but fuck me running, Alexandrite is rad. Thank you!

Up until Sunday, then it changed. Figured it out, though. Good guide to fix it over on reddit. The OP even reached out and offered assistance. Very unsettlingly positive experience.

Oh yeah. That’s definitely why this is funny. Nothing else.

Xitter.

Even if he was, why would this excite you? Whenever something goes mainstream, enshitification begins.

Cut the strap shorter.

Personally I pay for Kagi which has been decent enough

Whats “decent enough” mean? I’ve been curious and you’re the only person I’ve known who pays for it.

I have a 73 Porsche 914, it’s my second. I’ve had two 1970 Monte Carlos. Both vastly different vehicles, but both are extremely visceral cars. You’re extremely connected to the road and the vehicle.

There seems to be an abstraction layer with Teslas.

Renting one is a great idea.

Interesting take. Thanks.

Do you think that embarrassment of the purchase, ignorance of what’s good, or status prevent more buyers from talking about that? As a person who enjoys the act of driving (though not the experience of driving in this city), I should see if I can get behind the wheel of one and attempt to be objective.

Edit: relevant post. https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/ea297ad5-1e8f-45cd-abad-d2b50d53e2bf.webp

It’s not just to my own driving. It’s compared to other cars around them and to other cars around me. I just as often see Tesla drivers do stupid things unrelated to me.

I was at the mountain snowboarding this weekend. Two Teslas attempted to drive up the road to park. Both got stuck in the same place, one after the other. Then, instead of backing up or getting out of the way, they just got out and walked to the resort lodge.

This is just idiotic behavior and I see it time and time again. Seattle, where I live, has one of the highest Tesla ownership percentages in the country.

I’m all for electric cars. I am trying to understand why Tesla drivers have so many morons behind the wheel.

If they weren’t all so abysmally bad at handling their cars, maybe I’d have a different take. I swear that I get cut off, stuck behind, blocked by, or otherwise inconvenienced for dumb reasons by Teslas every time I drive.

It’s like despite all the cameras, they have zero spatial awareness. Or it’s a direct reflection of what’s in their head.

Check out the history of the brothel that saved Seattle in the late 1800s. The madam’s quote was, “All our ladies are dressed in white.” But there’s a photo all of the women in the brothel, some of whom are dressed in black.

She did some other amazing and progressive things for that time period. It’s a fascinating piece history for this city.

Capitalism capitalizes.

Why?

A couple hundred thousand is a pittance if he’s keeping shit together. When CEOs push 500 to over a million at a nonprofit, that’s absurdity.

You took all that effort to put the zeros and commas in, but put the $ on the wrong side of the number.

Neat.

Firefox is its own.

Dumb way of saying orgy.