Rhynoplaz

Depends on how you define greatest.

There were more powerful consoles, but there weren’t a lot of TurboGrafx (is that the right era?) customers, and there weren’t a lot of games coming out for it. The SNES had a constant stream of the best (and many of the worst) games in every genre

I’ve played Battletoads and Double Dragon. It’s exactly what it sounds like, and not the type of game that keeps me interested for very long.

I have never even heard of any of the others.

EDIT: I looked them up, the other three were Japanese games. Which I suppose is fair. It’s not like the Switch is an American console, their Japanese customers probably remember some of these games.

Still not excited at all about Battletoads and DD. When you mash up one game (BT) with the game it ripped off (DD), you’re not going to see much innovation.

Yes. And it would be nothing but the creepy baby face sound.

They just wanted something to play at the Police station.

So, I’m not sure where everyone else is, and maybe I’m in the wrong, but, Why?

Not meeting “safety standards”?

Did they leave out the epilepsy warning or something?

This doesn’t feel like “keeping people safe” to me. Fuck the police.

It was the one to rule them all.

“It was Boris.”

“But you said…”

“You never asked if he was inVEEENcible.”

And paintball.

I had an intellivision that my dad bought used off a coworker. My first console, I’ve got a soft spot for that one.

Strange timing. Why wouldn’t they try to get them out before Christmas?

What the fuck is Nights into Dreams?

We’re the only generation that grew up alongside video games. We watched them grow up into what they are today, and our kids don’t even know of a world without them.

I don’t know what “Age” we’re in right now, but I think 1970-2024+ should be referred to as the Video Game Age.

Playing the Mario 64 Demo at Walmart.

My brain had a hard time trying to navigate in 3D.

For some reason, I just can’t get into FF7. I mean, I’ve beaten, 4, 5, 6, and 8, but 7 puts me to sleep.

So that’s a vote for Zelda from me.

I never liked ROMs on my computer, but I have a modded SNES Mini that feels legit enough for me.

GoldenEye and Conkers Bad Fur Day

30 years later and I still don’t know how to play.

I’ll get even more heat for saying I don’t like 7.

I don’t know why, but Ive tried it a few times, and it never really grabbed me. I always got bored.

I liked Ocarina of time, so I’ll side with the majority there, but my dirty little secret is that I haven’t played a Zelda game since OoT and really don’t care to.

Of course the TRUE least favorite would be some trash that never should have been pushed out, but if we’re sticking with well known classics, I’m going with Castlevania 1-3.

The controls on those games were terrible. You were slow and clunky. Jumping between platforms required a trigonometric calculation. The weapons had a very specific and often a very strange path that

Enemies dipped in and out of attack range, and it constantly felt like I was supposed to press the attack button two seconds before the enemy was even on the screen.

I’m sure its not so bad once you memorize the levels and get used to the timing, but I have enough good games in my collection, that I don’t need to waste my time adapting to the flaws of these games.