I don’t have any pressing addictions right now but I’d still enter a coma just for the good sleep and possible trip to Silent Hill

Most times the US military has gone up against the general population of a society, the US military has lost.

I think it was a slow-burn, building awareness after every incident that this wasn’t someone i wanted to be: it felt juvenile and embarassing. One day it reached a point where that awareness matched the blind rage i felt and allowed me to choose (with difficulty) not to do it in the moment. After that the choice got easier each time until the urge faded away. I still yell more than I’d like but I’m no longer destructive

I used to be a stereotypical wall puncher, it was so fucking embarassing. Been sober off the drywall dust for a few years now

Get ready for one trillion more identical arguments about America’s geopolitical rivals

I have separate and unrelated blood feuds with every one of Santa’s reindeer

They’re all on a summer camp daytrip to Breenland for the duration of the story

Reddit loves having a singular figure to make the focus of an overly simplistic epic bacon mythology, and they’ve already run Teddy Roosevelt and Chuck Norris into the ground

Doxxed & boxxed

Dabs for sure. I didn’t know that you could use it heavily enough to cause actual physical withdrawal symptoms, but I sure found out

Find Elon musk and tell him that only betas use ketamine, and real epic cyberlords smoke fent

Something something european democracy something something bulwark against Russian Chinese authoritarianism, something something east german stasi

Such hollow, opportunistic rehtoric from people and governments who are doing the exact same things they accuse others of. Germany in particular, with it’s to-the-hilt support of Israel’s genocide, does not seem to have learned it’s lesson.

Don’t confuse someone always being around with friendship. Some people won’t hesitate to drop a dime on you at the first sign of trouble

Yeah you’re good🫡

Humans will anthromorphize anything

There are at least a few. There’s the little villar perosa submachine gun from ww1 that everyone remembers from Battlefield 1, although that’s basically two guns in one body. As far as something modern that truly is just one gun with two magazines, the Keltec KSG shotgun uses two tubes side by side that can be toggled between with a switch. Not only does it double the gun’s capacity without adding any extra length, but it also allows you to load each tube with a different kind of shot and switch between the two at will. Adds a good amount of weight though.

I’d love to say yes, but ironically changing that state of affairs is going to require a lot of violence

Love the way this is phrased, gonna borrow it for threats

“I will absolve your ass from the fabric of reality for the rest of time.”

It used to be That 70s Show, but too many of the cast is too weird/creepy now