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  • Shiggles@sh.itjust.worksto4chan@lemmy.worldT-Rex problems
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    10 months ago

    I imagine you’d walk up to an eyelid that’s thicker than your arm, luckily still wedge the knife between the eye, get absolutely deafened as it screams out in pain, and either trampled or catapulted as it flails about, or just plain nommed on as it sees you with the remaining good eye.

    How exactly did you plan on getting over to the other eye before getting crunched, anyways? They’re not exactly tiny heads.