I am a baby with an 800 credit score. I undersigned my parents home mortgage so they’d get a good rate. The bank knows I’m a reliable lender.

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There’s always music in the banana chain… or something like that

I encased it in a dot file and enshrined it in my git, to be handed down to all my descendants (People that say hey cool desktop may I have your dotfiles?)

This, I worked at one of the most stickler for windows workplace for a while and every web office thing worked. The most trouble I had is with teams videos, but that is only because the h264 codec download link was broken, unrelated to Microsoft or Linux. I used Linux Mint Cinnamon and everything was fine.

But what if my cannibal raider gang’s members need a scalable, high availability image and video storage solution for their family albums?

I am a pureblood and do all the computing I need in my head.

Search for whatever passes for a terminal in microslop machine

Top result is Terminal from 2018

As far as I can tell it is some kind of action thriller movie?

0/10 garbage experience

Movie was terrible also

Brave stand, I will stand side by side with you until the first signs of mild resistance or mockery from the world!

But I’m a compliant little bitch for POSIX daddy

Yeah, they can be enforced by the power rangers across borders.

It’s a pipe dream, sadly.

I hope (also assume since it hasn’t been taken down yet) it’s more of a decentralised deal with servers in many places and backups in every nation under the sun

You called?

zsh is fine until you want to write a script and realise the difference in resources available online. Most people assume bash for shell scripting so that’s what you’ll need to use too.

Bruh, who starts a conversation like that? I just sat down, Sarah.

I can give you a probability density mapping in accordance to the Pauli Exclusion Principle

I object to your use of penis size as a derogative. I have the smallest dick on the planet but I haven’t become a fascist yet.

I agree with F-droid hosting a lot of old unmaintained apps - I’ve seen apps that are 13 years old there without an update

I use NewPipe on android and while it is slow to the point of annoyance it is usable. Also completely stopped my doomscrolling so now I am forced to enjoy and appreciate the little things in life like love and friendship ughhhh

Looks great! I’ll give it a try. Do you have a forum or discussions board?

Devices that connect to external wifi immediately gets the pliers and soldering gun treatment and a hole where their wifi chip used to be