I have a netbook with the same CPU and it works, but there are no GPU drivers, even on Windows for x64

For the Wii there is mariocube but it’s Google drive links

In my experience, the best cracked launcher is UltimMC, it's MultiMC but with cracked accounts support.

For me connecting the phone to the computer and copying the files works

Just use uBlock Origin and the site wont show any ads unless you have adware on your computer

That is why Linux is good for a lot of people.

Many people upgrade every year because of perceived obsolescence.