Dude. You either escape now or get sent to the front.
They are losing almost 1300 a day and your mom won’t get her stipend of potato because they leave you in a ditch to bleed out after taking your boots, comrade.
Dude. You either escape now or get sent to the front.
They are losing almost 1300 a day and your mom won’t get her stipend of potato because they leave you in a ditch to bleed out after taking your boots, comrade.
Then shadow the fuckers and ping the fuck out of them.
Is this for Windows 11?
My windows XP laptop is good right?
Here you go. Right guy.
I knew it was the wrong Sherman, but in the case of Google, I’d want the Total War Scorched Earth type.
Yeah. I just remembered from history class that he had given them a message saying basically “Surrender or I lay unholy seige apon the city and you either die by being blown up or starve to death.” and the name sounded good, lol. He did end up with the key to the city! Good old Sherman. Liked to laugh, sing, set fire to homes, sometimes with people in them, good old total war guy.
And his idea of The Grind^^® is snorting ketamine and offering ponies to stewardess to get them to fuck him.
Do it! Then, do every single major conglomerate they’ve allowed to form over the last 30 years
Because all the US media is run by wealthy Republicans.
Boeing:
Guys!! Good news! You’re not stranded! We just can’t get you back for a couple of mo…er…weeks! Yeah! That’s the ticket!
Astronauts:
…
Dear God.
What hath we wrought?
We can’t even come together to wear a peice of cloth to slow the spread of a virus.
Things like this that make me wish we still had the pillory punishment.
Look at his smug little smile. He knows they are not going to do shit. The smile would fade quickly if he faced 6 hours locked up being pelted with rotting vegetables and fruit in 90° heat.
Wild. Yeah, he was probably squirming more that normal, or the teacher heard the AI voice.
Fucking-A, Dave. At least Kurt never sold out.
State Senator adjusts bifocals
“What the hell is a poop knife?”
Incoming DMs from totally real babes asking thirsty incels for credit card numbers.
But remembering stuff is hard! Gall-dang!
Carrier pigeon.