It’s already shite, but why stop there!

Watching tech bros clumsily hawk their “revolutionary society changing tech!” while they look like fools is hysterical.

My kid hasn’t ever seen an ad on any streaming service or any web page, ever. And I block ads via DNS. We don’t have any kind of live TV service or cable so they literally have just never seen any ads, ever.

Sometimes if we’re out at a restaurant, some TV is playing live content and an ad runs. My kid is shocked like it’s the first time he ever ate sugar.

Glad I can keep that toxic trash out of my house and out of his life.

Very expected. It’s fine. I’ll come back at 10 times my previous rate. And you’ll thank me for it. Fucking chads.