Man that’s one old bird

Wow, my real life is just like the simulations.

Stay in the basement and drink alone.

People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.

You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.

Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.

You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.

– Banksy

Gross

Wow, I have been a firefox user for years. I wasn’t even considering switching, even after the changes, until I saw this.

Hope the check was fucking worth it, you’re dead to me firefox.

Changing how we vote can do away with the spoiler effect, making third parties viable.

Then democrats wouldn’t have to yell at people online who don’t feel represented by the Democratic party. I wonder what they would do with all that free time?

A tragedy awaiting the prisoner slaves we send there.

Australia 2.0!

I know I wouldn’t send a manned mission to the moon and NOT try to build a moon base.

Maybe this lazy private money should get a real job if it wants to pay for things to profit off of.

Trump is a distraction

I miss Craigslists personals section. Only thing that ever came close yo grindr and adam4adam

Revoke their corporate charter permanently. The survivors will take notice and bend the knee.

There are better hookup apps yall. I know, cause im on all of them.

But why?

My public defender wasn’t worth a single cent. Justice is a sham, as is evident by Trump still walking around with his head after his heavy treason.

Yeah, sell drugs to students.

Consumers getting anything is just a byproduct of profits. They’d sell you shit in a box if they could. And some literally have.

Cards against humanity did it AFAIK

Thanks for the massive bill mom and dad.

They got their serotonin and I got exploitation every waking moment of my life.

While I wish you a happy and healthy life, I do hope you get to experience the joys of the US Healthcare system some day to broaden your limited horizons.

Guess I’ll die.