If Starship wasn’t constantly exploding you might have a point. Seems as though that the reality is that they’re all pretty much at the same spot but Elon wants to pretend that they aren’t.

A calculator can multiply 2887618 * 99289192 faster than you ever could. Does that make a calculator intelligent?

Would it even be possible to get an IP68 rating with a slide out keyboard?

Maybe, but the competition at the time wouldn’t have IP68 anyway.