Sure, the possibilities are endless, so the first thing we’ll get that has any research money and effort put into it is how to turn it into an advertising platform and then maximally enshittifying it as soon as there’s a market share to speak of.
Should still be somewhere. Maybe in the carpet or the sofa…
When your food is delivered, you are only allowed to look at it and praise it while your friends are listening. Turns out you do not own the food. Keeping the plate on your table requires a recurring subscription fee each minute.
The first time they bring the plate, it’s always just the plate with a brick on it, covered by an apology letter and a roadmap that delineates how they plan to improve your meal over the next half year. You have paid in full at this point.
And that’s why we must lock every one of our free citizens up. Y’know, for their protection.
Since Goebbels used the phrase “If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear”, then he’d be the one arguing against the right to privacy. The fascist dogma is eroding privacy in favour of surveillance - ostensibly to protect the people, but really just to control them.
Basically, America’s poorer majority have the free choice which rich conglomerates they want to be exploited and/or drained dry by? Legalised wage theft, student loan debt, ludicrous cost of privatised healthcare - spoiled for choice which monopoly to hand their entire fortune over to, really…
Just out of curiosity - which country was your sample from, if I may ask?
It’s french. Le shitton.
“At least half of that isn’t even real blood.”
It knows some very entertaining stories once you get to know it better.
you may haz cheezburger
Yeah, nope, checks out. If eating pussy estrogenises the male body,… nope, we can’t have that. The logical solution is to instead suck as much dick as possible to testosteronise the body as much as possible in order to strengthen your hetero biochemistry.
No, you’re seeing this the wrong way. The iceberg stands for urgently needed structural reforms in the body of the Titanic. After the project is completed, they’ll make movies about the whole thing, you’ll see!
Have enough money and the number of people pretending to take you seriously will skyrocket proportionally.
Yeah, once you’ve given the app permission to snoop out all your data, they have what they came for and don’t need you to keep it any longer.
“My profits from fencing your wallet could not exist if stealing your wallet were punished.”
“Ah, you’re right, how silly of me, carry on.”
WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! I am clearly loudly screaming about the children, so anybody who is against me with their logic or reasoning or well-founded objections must then obviously be AGAINST the children because these are the only two (2) options that exist. So you better shut up and take whatever abuse I can dish out because you don’t wanna look like a terrorist! Or a pedophile? I forget what boogeyman we’re currently using as an excuse to get people to agree to taking away their rights.
“Yeah, well, but having no mods is actually great, we don’t even need no mods and these grapes are too sour anyway.” - not an alt account of spez at all
One plus is that it takes more than one autocratic greedy wannabe tyrant to enshittify your entire experience by forcing ads upon you while taking away all the good but not ad-delivery-optimised tools.
Oh, they’d never do anything as sinister as that. That may still be illegal (if the ultra-rich lobbying hasn’t taken care of that obstacle by that point).
Instead, they’ll just make sure that whatever essential core service they’ve built a monopoly in by just muscling the poorer competitors out of the race will cease to be offered to you if you refuse to hand all your money over to them.
See also: insulin, hospital treatment, etc. This is just a new playing field to find old prey in.