I solved Problem 1 by adding ICMP to HA. It’s constantly checking if my phone is present on the WiFi*.

I’m using Tailscale instead of ZeroTier, but that should not matter.

*I could also use my routers integrstion, but this logic worked with my shitty old router that had no integration

Because the US didn’t have enough actual police officers they could bring?

Now that’s a game I’ve not heard about in a while… It was pretty awesome. Now I need to check if I still have it as well.

There’s a browser version based on the decompilation: https://isle.pizza/

knowing when to use […] Fräulein

That’s an easy one: never.

It’s outdated and no longer used as a title. And mildly derogatory as a standalone word.

At least in Germany. Not sure about Austria or Switzerland, tbh, they might well be more traditional about it.