There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle… when the gold loses its luster… when the throne room becomes a prison… and all that is left is a father’s love for his child.

I’d argue security through obscurity was gone by 2000, for anything that can be pinged.

Investopedia is a great resource for things like this: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/deathcross.asp

Lemmy is going to the local store and Reddit is going to the mall.

The nsfw content, mostly.

Oh, did an airline stewardess walk by?

Got caught using the wrong glue is more accurate.

You jest, but futures can actually go negative. At one point during covid a tanker shortage meant you could be paid a few $100 to accept delivery of a barrel of crude. Some people were joking about filling their swimming pools.

Clearly you don’t frequent the NSFW forums

In trading we refer to tesla as a meme stock, or better, as shit beta. I have a theory a number of big interday players moved into memes when they started getting bigger, because the poor liquidity of the plays cause the market…. Because the people who sell the stock had to keep buying more stock to make the options they sold safer.

Tesla is up and down because it makes people money.

Are you open to orcs listening to Aqua?

Sometimes I choose this man’s ex-wife, but sometimes I have standards.

How does your family feel about Andrew Tate given 2 choices: “crazy hot,” or “sneak into my bedroom, please.”

I mean Tim, if you wanted me to stop using maps you could have just asked, you didn’t need to insert ads.

I love to turn on the 24-hr adult swim of venture bros and just drop into an episode.

Electrical contractor, I’m actually posting from an attic right now. If you’re in a blue state and young, I strongly recommend you look into the field.

I did not come here to make this comment, but I upvoted it for its sentiment.

“More presidential.”

Well how long would I have to give one of them up for?

1/3 is infinite in decimal form, as a more common example. 0.333333333….