Brem

Hereby, I now submit to the court, Exhibit X! My first edition copy of “How To Stop Worrying And Start Living”

Jury gasps

And it’s companion piece, “How To Win Friends And Influence People”, also a first edition

Jury begins vomiting on each other, furiously

May I now request that Exhibit X approach the bench?

Judge becomes visibly moist

Thankfully, everything I am surrounded with has a reason to plead insanity.

Does circuit bending a keyboard count?

…'cause that I can do.

Good point. If Brandan Carr or whatever the fuck the cuck in charge of the FCC is named requires talk shows like Kimmel to do equal time for both candidates, it’s only fair that we have both sides forced onto AM.

Sure, it’ll be a bunch of ranting talking heads at 6 AM, but like others have said, you don’t have to listen.

This will probably end up backfiring when Stephen Colbert or Matt Stone/Trey Parker take over AM radio with guest spots, using clips of Alex Jones on 55 AM “The Frog”.

If I was 10 years younger, sure; I’d be worried about this.

I’m old enough now to know that I’ve already done the best things I could do & I did them before the apocalypse.

You’ll thank me when you find 20 Terabytes of data collected over 25 years, buried in lead containers at the location I sent out 12 years ago.

… consider it a side quest.

(But in all honesty, you seem to have your shit together when it comes to this. Hopefully dire situations need not arise or require this knowledge, but I’m glad you have it.)

No, but I’ll turn the other way if you want to eliminate racist bullshit

I think any lessons they have to teach, has already been learned from enough

What if…

(motions you to come closer)

^morse ^code ^can ^say ^racist ^bullshit ^also

In the event of a crisis, the only thing I need isn’t radio. The last thing I need is to be told “everything is under control & being handled by the best people” right before “the best people” destroy the planet.

Many remote areas rely on AM because it travels better.

I dare you to travel 40 years into the future and stay in an area that believes the shit they push on morning talk shows, in the woods.

Many of the mountain towns rely on AM because it travels better…

This has serious implications for a nation already crippled by stupidity, fear & hate.

Aldous would be hunched over from perspective & the weight of understanding.

George is standing tall with a trail of aspiring writers behind him.

Issac is hiding in a cave, pondering the essence of technology.

Ray is floating in a vacuum of space, imagining the concept of oxygen.

All are exactly the same height, 1 book tall. Unless you are counting their bones, which are likely mostly brittle or ash.

Fun fact: Waluigi is famously the evil version of Luigi

Living on Earth is a nightmare from a privacy perspective.

They have space binoculars pointed at you & AI is allowing them to transcribe everything you say into words even they can understand

Cops are usually one of two things.

1. bullied future stalker

2. (rarely) defending us from bullied future stalker

No, you’re all getting it wrong.

Collect books, and use the microplastic that you have ingested over the years to build a water-tight caccoon in a cave to protect them.

Everything else simply requires rocks and/or genitalia. Or the absence of rocks and/or genitalia.

Such is a way.

Here I am on my someteenth rewatchin’ of fuckin’ Deadwood, scrollin’ through my Lemmy feed as the credits roll at the end of S02E08 & I this limp ginger-dick appears on my screen.

Welcome to fuckin’ Lemmy. Can be combative!