Yes

I always knew my fascination with redstone would come back to bite me

Was I supposed to read that with a Scottish accent?

Same here (assuming account was a genius who graduated high school like 3 years early and then got advanced placement in uni)

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

At least in 50 more years humanity will finally be free of Zuckerberg

I love how we as a society decided to pay people a ton of money to write like this

I’m definitely expecting this at some point, but it hasn’t happened to me yet. I’ve had the TV for a couple years now.

You can also just not attach the TV to the internet, but “obviously” doing things like reordering home screen apps requires an Internet connection.

True

I can definitely relate to #2 😁

Thanks Louis

Two thoughts:

1. You can turn off HDMI input scanning on roku TVs.
2. Can your wife not watch these things via the computer attached to the TV?

Maybe French Canadian? I’ve never heard that in English in my life

How do they differ? It’s literally just saying Rachel without the ‘el’.

This is some S tier comedy

I have a mild suspicion if you were to look at all printed books for the last several hundred years, you are going to find a lot of punctuation. If you are looking for one emoji per sentence, I’d recommend checking out some gen alpha ChatGPT conversations.

Edit - sorry for coming across so aggressively. I can understand where you’re coming from, and I’m pretty sure the only reason I react so strongly to emojis being used like that is because AI is the only thing I interact with that uses those emojis, and thinking about AI makes me slightly angry.

Can we talk about the emojis for a minute…?

The video in that article is so wholesome

I’m still having nightmares :(

I deleted substack back when I randomly got porn in a push notification. You’d think they would address this - I’m no expert, but this doesn’t seem good for them.