I actually bought an escooter about 10 years ago.

Thing couldn’t get me anywhere.

And how did they get so freaking cheap?

Ooh watched an AutoPulse one!

AutoPulse looks almost Star Trek. Very sleek and usable. It looks so unassuming when they pull it out, then it makes that chest COMPRESS. I’m aware that you have to press hard enough to get the ribcage moving, but I was not prepared for such an unassuming device to have that much force. I can see them slipping a vest onto someone in star trek that pumps their heart and helps carry them to sick bay.

Lucas is more star wars. It looks like a rib cracker.

So I think I’d prefer an auto pulse XD

I may become a Linux boy once windows 10 is EOL.

The enshittification of Windows seems to be accelerating at a crazy rate. Haven’t used linux in like 15 years when I tried using uBuntu, and I’ve heard it’s only grown exponentially better.

The change in cell phones is truly unreal.

Just really hope the cell phone software catches up and is less trash as time goes on.

Just looked this up and found Lucas.

That looks straight up from Scifi, that is amazing.

I’m a libreoffice user myself and I forget I have the “replacement” most days. The entire suite feels great these days.

Oh true! Which is also why my scooter is so powerful for the price.

20 miles on a charge on a device I bought for $400? Absurd.

Boys will be boys got me giggling pretty hard.

I will accept 3k subs, but you’re on thin ice!

2k videos and 500 subs?

Dear goodness that man is dedicated.

Right on! Perfect little niche content creator. A channel like that is probably great for a new player cause they probably can review courses for a much more sane level.

“Oh that has funny jokes!”

“Oh… they were the only good jokes.”

Haha oh yeah and I was in character responding to your fake useless doctor.

The things lazy doctors always wanna blame: Weight Pregnancy Period Smoking Lack of sleep Stress

The last one is fun, because how do you argue you’re not stressed? I can prove I’m not the other ones. But I’m here for the 4th time this year, I spent all last weekend vomiting after following the laid out diet perfectly, yes, yes I’m stressed!

I was told by a doctor at 12 that I should never drink soda, caffeine, alcohol, or smoke to try to reduce stomach pain.

Also I’m a male so it can’t be period pains or pregnancy.

I lost 80 pounds and my stomach still hurts a ton when ever I eat, what’s the next step doctor?

Doc: *surprised Pikachu face *

You’re so right and never thought of it like that! If you Google and find a new service you’ve never heard of, we’re expected to give up our soul in a heartbeat! Even for a new email so many are like: First name Last name Phone number for dual authentication Install this app for dual auth Birthdate!

Like dude, there are a lot of services that just that information alone is enough to call in and take my account. It’s so scary how common that is.

A game I play uses PayPal as the payment processor, and pay pal decided to pay this specific company I had to upload the front and back of my ID.

Just… ugh.

Oh man see I knew i was missing stuff! My gf wanted more if an explanation of why I didn’t love a vpn but I couldn’t really explain more than “if you leave sign pots everywhere that you live here, probably don’t need to worry about bread crumbs”

True! Lots of wonderful comments here.

Someone posted to the class discussion form with the bit about being an ai bot still included.

I wish it was a joke.

I didn’t do great in that class, but it was me getting 70% for not wanting to try and explain a mathematically concept in 500 words! They won’t take that away from me.

I mean we are in permanent undersupply.

So everyone that is willing should do it. If everyone did it once a month we wouldn’t need multi week people, but all we can really get is impoverished people doing it a ton. :shrug:

Welcome to dystopia!