Yeah over simplifying it a bit, and that’s funny that the stupid thing I found wasn’t even stupid enough.

But was mostly trying to impart that we should be happy for modern languages, because for every line you write in a modern language, it’ll do a dozen things on the back end for you that in assembly you’d need to do by hand.

To send the point home even more, this is how in python you make a line of text display:

print("Hello World")

This is the same thing, in assembly (According to a blog I found. I can’t read this. I am not build better.)

  org  0x100        ; .com files always start 256 bytes into the segment

    ; int 21h is going to want...

    mov  dx, msg      ; the address of or message in dx
    mov  ah, 9        ; ah=9 - "print string" sub-function
    int  0x21         ; call dos services

    mov  ah, 0x4c     ; "terminate program" sub-function
    int  0x21         ; call dos services

    msg  db 'Hello, World!', 0x0d, 0x0a, '$'   ; $-terminated message

But python turns that cute little line up top, into that mess at the bottom.

I like python. Python is cute. Anyone can read python.

But this is SOO tedious. The annoying bit is it could just be one person who set it up over a weekend, has a script that they plug into when wanting to be a troll, and now all admins/mods have to do more work.

You’re fighting the good fight! So annoying that folks are doing it on freaking lemmy.

I actually bought an escooter about 10 years ago.

Thing couldn’t get me anywhere.

And how did they get so freaking cheap?

Ooh watched an AutoPulse one!

AutoPulse looks almost Star Trek. Very sleek and usable. It looks so unassuming when they pull it out, then it makes that chest COMPRESS. I’m aware that you have to press hard enough to get the ribcage moving, but I was not prepared for such an unassuming device to have that much force. I can see them slipping a vest onto someone in star trek that pumps their heart and helps carry them to sick bay.

Lucas is more star wars. It looks like a rib cracker.

So I think I’d prefer an auto pulse XD

I may become a Linux boy once windows 10 is EOL.

The enshittification of Windows seems to be accelerating at a crazy rate. Haven’t used linux in like 15 years when I tried using uBuntu, and I’ve heard it’s only grown exponentially better.

The change in cell phones is truly unreal.

Just really hope the cell phone software catches up and is less trash as time goes on.

Just looked this up and found Lucas.

That looks straight up from Scifi, that is amazing.

I’m a libreoffice user myself and I forget I have the “replacement” most days. The entire suite feels great these days.

Oh true! Which is also why my scooter is so powerful for the price.

20 miles on a charge on a device I bought for $400? Absurd.

Boys will be boys got me giggling pretty hard.

I will accept 3k subs, but you’re on thin ice!

2k videos and 500 subs?

Dear goodness that man is dedicated.

Right on! Perfect little niche content creator. A channel like that is probably great for a new player cause they probably can review courses for a much more sane level.

“Oh that has funny jokes!”

“Oh… they were the only good jokes.”

Haha oh yeah and I was in character responding to your fake useless doctor.

The things lazy doctors always wanna blame: Weight Pregnancy Period Smoking Lack of sleep Stress

The last one is fun, because how do you argue you’re not stressed? I can prove I’m not the other ones. But I’m here for the 4th time this year, I spent all last weekend vomiting after following the laid out diet perfectly, yes, yes I’m stressed!

I was told by a doctor at 12 that I should never drink soda, caffeine, alcohol, or smoke to try to reduce stomach pain.

Also I’m a male so it can’t be period pains or pregnancy.

I lost 80 pounds and my stomach still hurts a ton when ever I eat, what’s the next step doctor?

Doc: *surprised Pikachu face *

You’re so right and never thought of it like that! If you Google and find a new service you’ve never heard of, we’re expected to give up our soul in a heartbeat! Even for a new email so many are like: First name Last name Phone number for dual authentication Install this app for dual auth Birthdate!

Like dude, there are a lot of services that just that information alone is enough to call in and take my account. It’s so scary how common that is.

A game I play uses PayPal as the payment processor, and pay pal decided to pay this specific company I had to upload the front and back of my ID.

Just… ugh.

Oh man see I knew i was missing stuff! My gf wanted more if an explanation of why I didn’t love a vpn but I couldn’t really explain more than “if you leave sign pots everywhere that you live here, probably don’t need to worry about bread crumbs”