I thought we were all joking here but what the fuck: Stanford’s new ‘smart toilet’ will check out your anus

Full article from Stanford: https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/04/smart-toilet-monitors-for-signs-of-disease.html

It’s obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.

You joke but my friends and I will send each other pictures when we discover new good groceries

Not enough people know Neal Breen

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